My Bad Poetry

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Abyss & The Sofa and You (w/ PJ Temple)
March 2, 2026

Abyss & The Sofa and You (w/ PJ Temple)

What does one do when they have an embarrassing poem from the 90s set to paper with a typewriter? Dig that thing out and bring it on the show! That's what PJ Temple did this week, and when she was looking for the one that hau...

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Office Job, Penguin, and 2009 Journal Entry (w/ Rachel Turney)
Feb. 23, 2026

Office Job, Penguin, and 2009 Journal Entry (w/ Rachel Turney)

Rachel Turney brings practically perfect examples of prose poetry, avant guard, surrealism, alliteration, and purpose...or at least that's what was pretended in this fun episode where Aaron is sarcastic and Dave is confused. ...

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I named it after your favorite clothing (w/ Michael VanCalbergh)
Feb. 16, 2026

I named it after your favorite clothing (w/ Michael VanCalbergh)

Michael VanCalbergh makes an historic third appearance on the show, bringing one from his past that he just can't seem to put down. A college professor's sweater vest becomes an inside joke to a class and young Michael just h...

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That Thursday When the Miracle Died & The Next Best Thing (w/ Todd Dillard)
Feb. 9, 2026

That Thursday When the Miracle Died & The Next Best Thing (w/ Todd Di…

This week Dave and Aaron welcome Todd Dillard on the show. Though they could have probably done a whole half an hour discussing snow and shovels, they did end up discussing Todd's weird poems. What the hosts could never have ...

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Body and Sol
Feb. 2, 2026

Body and Sol

Although this episode started out mainly as a book recommendation list the hosts eventually got back on track. In between the last episode and this one, Aaron had a birthday. So this week Aaron and Dave dive into a punny poem...

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Samsara, Alaska Radio, & Barnacles Feeding (w/Nina Prater)
Jan. 12, 2026

Samsara, Alaska Radio, & Barnacles Feeding (w/Nina Prater)

What a better way to start a new year than to remember that life is pain? Perhaps a poem that goes Full Moon on you when you least expect it! Nina Prater dug through her back catalogue to find the utter gems when it comes to ...

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Memories & Not Enough (w/Abbe)
Dec. 22, 2025

Memories & Not Enough (w/Abbe)

The show's first ever non-official guest when Aaron and Dave were still figuring everything out, makes her official return! Aaron walked the dog on a very cold day to coax Abbe back with some of her private- and one public- p...

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Photo Stock & Parallel Poetry Universe (w/Erick Phillips Garske)
Dec. 8, 2025

Photo Stock & Parallel Poetry Universe (w/Erick Phillips Garske)

Is it enigmatic, melodramatic, or just plain problematic? Listen as Dave and Aaron try to navigate a treacherous imitation of a Joni Mitchell text provided by their guest Erick Garske. Then they all fall into a parallel unive...

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The Doves, Waterline, & Fall is the Best Season (w/Kristin LaTour)
Nov. 24, 2025

The Doves, Waterline, & Fall is the Best Season (w/Kristin LaTour)

The poems started out as one may expect...then Dave and Aaron found themselves faced with a poem of a very different nature. They kind of forgot the original goal was to record this episode on Halloween... but Kristin didn't!...

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Counter-Me, The 21st Century, and a Draft of a Eulogy (w/Rory Philstrom)
Nov. 17, 2025

Counter-Me, The 21st Century, and a Draft of a Eulogy (w/Rory Philstr…

After an unplanned hiatus Dave and Aaron return with Rory Philstrom aka the Dungeon Master Pastor. But rather than lead the podcast through a campaign, Rory leads them through three poems spanning nearly 20 years. All in the ...

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I Find Your Photo..., After Life, and Duality (w/ Donna Vorreyer)
Oct. 13, 2025

I Find Your Photo..., After Life, and Duality (w/ Donna Vorreyer)

The show is visited this week by a host of another poetry reading show (A Hundred Pitchers of Honey), demonstrating a duality in poetry. Donna talks about good poems on her show, on this show... not so much. Donna brings thre...

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Sharin' Ain'T Carin', Libras Rule, & F.I.U.G. (w/ Devondra Banks)
Oct. 6, 2025

Sharin' Ain'T Carin', Libras Rule, & F.I.U.G. (w/ Devondra Banks)

The show continues its streak of choral lyricists with Devondra Banks... but the works she brings to the show don't quite sing. To be honest, Dave and Aaron actually enjoy most of these contributions as good poems but it's al...

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How to Euthanize a Butterfly
Sept. 22, 2025

How to Euthanize a Butterfly

Aaron and Dave both bring somewhat macabre poems to the podcast this week. Dave wrote an "After" poem based on Tony Silvestri's old opening lines to a sonnet and Aaron is inspired by an unexpected web search. The name of the ...

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A Fifth Anthem Verse (w/ Tony Silvestri)
Sept. 15, 2025

A Fifth Anthem Verse (w/ Tony Silvestri)

Dave and Aaron return after a short hiatus for Season 8 of My Bad Poetry with a new guest! He brings to the show a long forgotten start to a sonnet and sings (!) a failed attempt at a fifth and final verse of the Star Spangle...

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The Return of Pain
July 28, 2025

The Return of Pain

Dave and Aaron find a Friday in the summer to record a season seven wrap up episode! We started this season with the Silence Saga poem but what we may have all forgotten is that Aaron wrote a second poem that same day. The ho...

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I Hear Trees Are Good Metaphors & Symbols & Such (w/ Mitchell Nobis)
June 30, 2025

I Hear Trees Are Good Metaphors & Symbols & Such (w/ Mitchell Nobis)

Mitchell Nobis makes his triumphal return on the week of his debut poetry collections publication! In honor of this momentous occasion, Mitch thought it would be nice to bring a few poems that didn't make the cut for this deb...

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A Limerick, Haiku, and Song, O My! (w/ the co-founders of Scribente Maternum)
June 23, 2025

A Limerick, Haiku, and Song, O My! (w/ the co-founders of Scribente M…

Rachel Berg Scherer, Elizabeth Doerr, and Carla Du Pree,grace My Bad Poetry with their incredible presence. The co-founders of Scribente Maternum talk about how they each “write like a mother” and have created a space for mo...

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Four Hastily Written Poems (A Mini Episode)
June 16, 2025

Four Hastily Written Poems (A Mini Episode)

For proof that this show is not on permanent hiatus, Aaron shares some fun poems written by him and his daughter on Father's Day. How do you think we all did? This mini episode was inspired by "Dino Poet: A Graphic Novel" by ...

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You Can Throw Me a Huge Party
June 2, 2025

You Can Throw Me a Huge Party

Dave brings his first ever "poem" from youth/yesteryear to the show and it's kind of clear how Aaron and Dave became such good friends. A pop parody of Plato's Apology? ...priceless My Bad Poetry Episode 7.17: "You Can Throw ...

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The Word of God (written by Aaron)
May 26, 2025

The Word of God (written by Aaron)

If one can get past the blasphemous title... you are met with a pretty blanned poem. Dave and Aaron are back to the old swing of things with a dug up poem from Aaron's past. And of all the ones found... this probably should h...

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What You Wanted, In the Winter, God Shows Off, & Double Barrier (w/ Taylor Byas)
May 12, 2025

What You Wanted, In the Winter, God Shows Off, & Double Barrier (w/ T…

Dave and Aaron learn that good sonnets do not always make for great poems. While these poems may be technical to a tee, Taylor cringes at missed opportunities, as one may flinch at their own distorted reflection in the Bean. ...

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A Prayer & Coupling with Big Ben (w/ Katie Manning)
May 5, 2025

A Prayer & Coupling with Big Ben (w/ Katie Manning)

Katie brings some really fun poems to the show that frankly aren't bad at all! Embarrassing...maybe... but even that is up for debate. What isn't up for debate is the phallic shape... found in both?? Katie also teaches Aaron ...

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life is bigger than you, if we're being honest (w/ Matthew E. Henry)
April 28, 2025

life is bigger than you, if we're being honest (w/ Matthew E. Henry)

Though Dave had to duck out early Matthew brought enough nerdiness for the both of them. MEH makes a triumphant return with poems from the cutting room floor. They are random, they are obscure, they are just the right kind of...

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Graceful & Awkward (w/ Emily)
April 14, 2025

Graceful & Awkward (w/ Emily)

The two titles combined kind of of speak for themselves, when describing the topics of these poems. Dave and Aaron are graced with the presence of a friend who (having listened to the show before it was a show) finally took a...

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